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Text Sex #5...Mutual Satisfaction!

2008-08-07T00:28:00.000-05:00

C: U want to take a pic of me sticking my cock in u?
J: I'll bring my digital camera and we can take all the pics u want.
C: I'm going to fuck u nice and hard
J: Mental pic: My tongue licking ur cock up and down, slowly sliding it in my mouth sucking faster and faster til u...
C: Til I what?
J: U can't guess or u just want me 2 finish?
C: Want u to finish
J: Til u can't hold back anymore and explode filling my mouth which I gladly swallow all of it
C: Damn, ur making my cock hard
J: Now tell me about ur cock being in me
C: What u want?
J: Tell me how ur gonna fuck me
C: I want to fuck u so hard, when my cock goes in deep, I want my nuts to almost go in, and I want to get stuck together in ur pussy
J: R u gonna cum inside me?
C: If u want
J: Of course, it's no fun if I don't get 2 feel u cumming in me
J: I'm wet now
C: Damn, that turns me on
J: Do u want it shaved or just trimmed?
C: Shaved. That's how I am
J: I'll let u shave it 4 me
C: I will do everything else to it, but you can do that part
J: What else r u gonna do 2 it? Details
C: Lick it, stick it, suck it, fuck it
J: Sounds good. We may be going all night
C: I plan on it
J: All shaved just 4 u
C: Good. U naked yet?
J: Nope
C: How u going to talk dirty to me?
J: Thought u were gonna talk dirty 2 me?
C: R u wet?
J: Always am after I shave there
J: Where r ur hands?
C: On my cock
J: Just imagine ur hand is my hot, wet mouth wrapped around ur cock
C: U horny?
J: Have been since we talked earlier. R u?
C: Yes
J: What r u going 2 do 2 me while I'm licking every inch of ur very hard cock?
C: I will lick ur pussy until u cum
J: Will u finger fuck me 2?
C: While licking ur pussy
J: Oh yeah
C: U should c how swollen my cock is
J: Wish I could. My panties r soaked and I haven't even touched
C: Just imagine the head of my cock just teasing ur wet pussy
J: It would slide right in as wet as I am. Wanna feel u in me fucking me slow at first then hard and fast
C: O fuck, keep going
J: Don't cum yet. Still licking the length of ur cock while playing with ur balls
C: I got a ways to go
J: May have 2 get my toy out as wet as I am
C: Do it
J: Want u 2 suck on my nipples too
C: R they hard?
J: Yes
C: R u using it?
J: My toy? Have it next 2 me. Took my panties off and my pussy is dripping wet
C: Damnnn. Can u feel my cock?
J: Yes. Tell me while I imagine u in me. I really want ur cock in me right now! I want u in me fucking me hard and deep
C: I want my cock in u rite now
J: Wish it was too. My toy slid in with no problem. Want it to be u though
C: Can u feel my nuts hitting ur wet pussy while I go in that pussy deep?
J: Oh yeah, fuck me faster. What position r we in?
C: Doggie
J: How hard r u?
C: Fuck, I'm hard
J: My legs are spread wide and I can feel ur cock pounding away in me. My toy is buried deep in my pussy. My fingers are wet. Still stroking it?
C: Yep
J: Imagining my toy is ur cock fucking me. I want to feel u cum in me
C: Going to cum
J: Fuck
C: My cock is swollen
J: Fuck me with it. I'm fingering my clit, won't take long
C: Can u feel it?
J: Fuck yeah. Harder please
C: O fuck
J: Shove it in me as far as u can. I'm gonna cum
C: Fuck. I had to cum
J: Me too

Text Sex #4...

2008-08-07T00:19:00.000-05:00

J: Were u good last nite? Going to take a shower
C: Yep
J: Wanna help me take a shower
C: Yep. I'm naked rite now jacking off
J: I'm naked but not jacking off. Give me a few 2 take my shower
C: Hurry. My cock is real hard
J: Just got out, standing here all wet
C: Talk to me. I want to cum
J: I'm still naked and u bend me over the sink in the bathroom
J: I spread my legs and u plunge ur cock into my wet pussy
C: O shit, yes
J: I have to hold onto the faucet cause u r fucking me so fast
J: Ur cock is filling my pussy and it feels so good
C: I'm so swollen
J: I'm moaning and pushing back with each thrust to get deeper penetration
C: O yes
J: I want the entire length of ur cock in me pounding away at my pussy
C: It is in ur pussy and I'm cumming

Text Sex #3...

2008-08-06T23:57:00.000-05:00

C: U up
J: Yeah, why r u
C: Real horny
J: Is that all u want me 4...lol
C: No, but it is nice. Guess what I'm doing
J: Humm...ur naked and strokin ur cock
C: Yes I am
J: If u weren't such a tease, u wouldn't b so horny all the time
C: I'm not a tease
J: Yeah rite...tease or a ho, take ur pic...lol. How hard r u
C: Super hard
J: What u thinkin bout
C: Licking ur pussy
J: And what am I doing? Ur helping this time
C: Ur sucking my cock
J: Up and down all over like a lollipop
C: Keep going
J: Licking the tip while ur tongue and fingers are exploring my soaked pussy
C: Fuck
J: Ur tongue is licking my clit and ur fingers r fucking me
J: My mouth engulfs ur rock hard cock which makes u moan
J: The faster I suck ur cock the faster ur tongue licks my clit
J: I'm moaning while sucking ur beyond swollen cock. Ur tongue and fingers feel great on and in my pussy
C: U should c how big and swollen my cock is
J: I cum all over ur face! U roll me onto my back, spread my legs and plunge ur cock into my waiting pussy
C: Damn. I want to fuck u so bad
J: Would luv 2 c it
C: Want a pic
J: U will and yes
J: U try 2 tease by only putting the tip in then pulling out which makes me whine cause I want the whole thing
J: I tell u 2 stop teasing and fuck me. U shove ur entire cock in me and I let out a loud moan
J: Ur cock fills me and feels so good as ur movements get faster and faster
J: U start sucking on my nipples which makes me moan louder
J: Still there
C: Hell yes
J: How close 2 losing it
J: I grab ur head and pull u close so we can kiss while ur pounding away in my pussy
C: Close
J: I wrap my arms around u 2 try 2 keep u from pulling out 2 far
J: Then I tell u I want 2 feel u cum in me and that makes u lose it
J: U fill my pussy with ur hot juice. I can feel ur cock spasm inside me as every last drop cums out
C: He is still hard
J: I won't even have 2 touch u. lol
C: Yep. Lots of 4play cause I'm going to make u cum a bunch of times. Damn, I want u rite now
J: Can't wait
C: U better be ready
J: Didn't I just prove that by the 1:30am booty call

Text Sex #2...

2008-08-06T23:44:00.000-05:00

C: I just got done lifting weights
J: All sweaty
C: Not really
J: How bad do u want 2 make love 2 me
C: Very bad. I'm going to jack off rite now. lol
J: Gonna talk 2 me while u do
C: Talk. lol
J: U had no problem the other nite
J: What r u thinking bout 2 help u
J: Me sitting on ur lap ridin ur hard cock
C: Yes, keep going
J: I'm facing away from u so u can watch every stroke as u slide deep inside
C: Yes
J: U wanna cum but I tell u not 2 yet cause u feel 2 fuckin good in me
C: My cock is swollen
J: U pull out so u don't cum yet and shove ur fingers in me moving them in and out while we r kissing
J: Ur fingers r fucking me hard and fast and I'm moaning so much u almost lose it
C: Shit
J: U can't stand it and u shove ur cock in my dripping pussy
J: Ur cock is so hard that u fill my pussy and it feels so fuckin good
J: ur sucking on my nipples while I'm riding u. U grab my hips 2 lift me higher then slam me down on ur cock
J: Ur bout 2 lose it so u grab my ass so u can control my movements
C: Getting ready to cum
J: We r kissing and u r so ready 2 cum so 2 push u over the edge I play with my nipples and u cum filling my pussy
C: U made me cum
J: And I haven't even touched u yet. Think what it will b like when we r 2gether
C: It will b great

Wore him out...

2008-06-12T22:10:00.000-05:00

Our kissing is so intense and passionate that I start moaning and getting wet just from him kissing me. Our tongues are exploring each other's mouth, his fingers are trying to find their way into my already soaked pussy, but I turn so he can't. My turn to tease a little, but I can't resist that long and move to allow full penetration of his fingers. Love that feeling! I begin moving up and down fucking his fingers, then turn around so I can suck his cock. I couldn't get enough of his cock tonight, just wanted to swallow it all. The faster I moved up and down on his cock, the faster and harder he finger fucked me. I stopped and turned around so I could kiss him again all the while still getting finger fucked. He begins pinching my nipple and it was like turning a fountain on in my pussy, I was so wet. I put my tit in his mouth and he started sucking harder and harder. He's sucking on my nipple, finger fucking me, and I'm stroking his cock. I pulled away from his mouth because I want his cock in my mouth again. All the way to his balls in my mouth, moving up and down faster and faster. He spreads me farther apart and sticks another finger inside, fucking me as hard and fast as he could. What a feeling! He could do that all night. I bury my face in his crotch and swallow his cock moving up and down without letting any of his cock slip out of my mouth, he starts to tense up which usually means he's going to stop me, but he didn't. He tensed again, held my head in place and shot his load into my mouth. Of course I swallowed every drop, and I kept going even after he was done. He pulled me away from his cock, pushed me back on the bed, spread my legs apart and started fingering me again. Once he started rubbing my clit, it didn't take me long to cum. Tonight I wore him out--always do when he cums in my mouth. I'm ready to go again, but he needs to sleep--has to work in the morning. Until next time...

Just a fantasty #2...

2008-06-12T21:30:00.000-05:00

I'm looking at the sofa and picturing me on my knees on the sofa facing the back of it with him behind me. My legs are spread far apart so he can get good penetration with either his fingers or his cock. Never know which one he's going to use first. As I've mentioned before, he loves to tease me. He runs his hands over my ass, spreading my cheeks as he goes. I feel a finger around my asshole but it doesn't go in, instead it is plunged into my wet pussy. I let out a moan which makes him work my pussy faster. His body is pressed up against mine so I can't move, he's kissing my neck and playing with my tits. He loves to play with all the spots that make me wet at the same time. Ahh, he's rubbing my clit, faster and faster, until I almost cum and he stops. Damn! He loves to get me to that point then stop. His fingers are pounding my pussy as hard as he can, and I'm pushing backwards to get them in even deeper. Tell me what you want me to do, he whispers in my ear. I want you to eat me, I tell him. He spins me around, spreads my legs apart and starts licking my clit. Oh my god, it feels so great! No more playing, I want to cum and cum now. I grab his hair and push his face further into my pussy which makes him go faster on my clit. Oh, Oh, OHHH! I cum all over his face and he keeps licking until I push him away. He likes to make sure I'm finished. No time to catch my breath, he shoves his cock in my mouth. I eagerly suck and lick his cock! He only gives me a few minutes to suck his cock, pushes me back on the sofa and shoves his entire cock into my soaked pussy. The harder he fucks me, the louder I moan. I can feel his body tightening up so he's almost ready to fill me. A few more pushes and YES! My pussy is being filled with his juice. I can feel his cock spasm inside me, it's a great feeling.

Ok, that was my fantasy for the day. I'm extremely wet and really want to be fucked!

Text Sex #1....

2008-06-05T23:40:00.000-05:00

**Actual text conversation with a friend**

J: All shaved just 4 u
C: Good. What u doing
J: Putting clothes in the dryer
C: U naked yet
J: Nope, letting the dog out now
C: Why not
J: Cause I’m in the living room
C: How u going to talk dirty 2 me
J: Thought u were gonna talk dirty 2 me
C: I can’t do it as good as u
J: I’m good at it on here
C: I’m waiting
J: Just getting in bed. Had 2 get a cd
C: R u wet
J: Always am after I shave there
C: What u wearing
J: Where r ur hands
C: On my cock
J: What I usually sleep in, t-shirt and panties. Not sexy at all
J: Just imagine ur hand is my hot, wet mouth wrapped around ur cock
C: U horny
J: Have been since we talked earlier. R u
C: Yes
J: What r u gonna do 2 me while I’m licking every inch of ur very hard cock?
C: I will lick ur pussy until u cum
J: Will u finger fuck me 2
C: While licking ur pussy
J: Oh yeah
C: U should c how swollen my cock is
J: Wish I could. My panties r soaked and I haven’t touched
C: Just imagine the head of my cock just teasing ur wet pussy
J: Don’t cum yet. Still licking the length of ur cock while playing with ur balls
C: I got a ways to go
J: It would slide right in as wet as I am. Wanna feel u in me fucking me slow at first then hard and fast
C: O fuck, keep going
C: Which part
J: May have 2 get my toy out as wet as I am
C: Do it
J: It’s even in the shape of a cock
C: U bringing ur camera
J: Want u 2 suck on my nipples 2
J: Yep
C: R u using it
C: R they hard
J: My toy? Have it next 2 me, took my panties off and my pussy is dripping wet
C: Damnnn
J: Yes
J: Tell me while I imagine u in me. I really want ur cock in me right now!
J: I want u fucking me hard and deep
C: I want my cock in u rite now
J: Wish it was 2. My toy slid in with no problem. Want it 2 b u though
C: Can u feel my nuts hitting ur wet pussy while I do in that pussy deep
J: Oh yeah, fuck me faster. What position r we in?
C: It will b
C: Doggie
J: How hard r u
C: Fuck I’m hard
J: Can’t wait
J: My legs r spread wide and I can feel ur cock pounding away in me
J: My toy is buried deep in my pussy. My fingers r wet
J: Still stroking it
C: Yep
J: Imagining my toy is ur cock fucking me. I want 2 feel u cum in me
C: Going 2 cum
J: Fuck
C: My cock is swollen
J: I’m fingering my clit, won’t take long
J: Fuck me with it
C: Can u feel it
J: Fuck yeah. Harder please
C: O fuck
J: I’m gonna cum
J: Shove it in me as far as u can
C: Fuck, I had to cum
J: Me 2
J: Did u have a good time
C: Hell yes, now I’m sleepy
J: Just think we started this at 8:45am
C: U ain’t seen anything
J: Ur gonna wear me out aren’t u
C: Yep
J: So I will be spending the night at ur place?
C: Yep
J: Cool
J: Will u still respect me in the morning…lol
C: Yes I will
J: This was very fulfilling, but I’m falling asleep. Talk 2 u later.
C: K. Goodnight

Text Conversation #1....

2008-06-05T23:09:00.000-05:00

**Actual conversation with a friend**

J: U have 22 days til u c me so think of something 4 us 2 do
C: I will
J: What should I wear?
C: Something sexy
J: How about no clothes, just u wrapped around me?
C: That’s fine
J: Didn’t think u would complain about that
C: Why would I. lol
J: Never know with u. lol. We’ll c if u actually come thru this time
C: Don’t u chicken out
J: Why would I? I have no problem getting what I want
C: Ur going to get what u want alright
J: Better prove it this time. If u would have shown any interest b4 now, we’d already done this by now
C: I just didn’t know but now I do
J: U never even flirted. U could have turned me every way but loose lots of times by now. Lol. U have a lot 2 make up 4.
C: I can do that in one nite. U will c
J: Gonna b a long, fun-filled nite
C: Hope u can handle it
J: Oh I can! Will u be able 2?
C: Please, u have no idea
J: U’ll have 2 live up 2 all ur talk, and no cheating b4 we start. Hands above ur waist that entire day. I want u all worked up from thinking about it
C: Maybe
C: U want to take a pic of me sticking my cock in u
J: I’ll bring my digital camera and we can take all the pics u want
C: I’m going to fuck u nice and hard
J: Mental pic: my tongue licking u cock up and down, slowly sliding it in my mouth sucking faster and faster til u…
C: Til I what
J: U can’t guess or u just want me 2 finish?
C: Want u to finish
J: Til u can’t hold back anymore and explode filling my mouth which I gladly swallow all of it
C: Damn ur making my cock hard. Rite now I’m in St. Joe at a store
J: Told u I could without even touching u
C: I’m a freak. Like to talk about sex all the time
J: Anytime u want. I could probably make u cum in ur pants by just talking
C: Good. I would like to c that happen
J: Now tell me about ur cock being in me
C: What u want
J: Tell me how ur gonna fuck me
C: I want to fuck u so hard, when my cock goes in deep, I want my nuts to almost go in, and I want to get stuck together in ur pussy
J: R u gonna cum inside me
C: If u want
J: Of course, it’s not fun if I don’t get 2 feel u cumming in me
J: I do have a request
C: What’s that
J: No condoms
C: That’s fine with me. Get better feeling without
J: I hate those things! I won’t be able 2 feel ur hot cum filling me with one on
C: Well, we both agree on that
J: Good. I’m wet now
C: Damn that turns me on
J: Ur already turned on. Lol. Think u can keep ur hands above ur waist after this conversation
C: Nope and u can’t make me. Lol
J: That’s when phone sex comes in handy
C: True. Do u like doing that
J: I’ve done it a few times
C: Be ready to do it again
J: Do what again
C: Phone sex
J: Have 2 wait til he goes 2 work 2nite
C: What time is that
J: 9pm
C: Text me. I got to go for now
J: K. This was fun
C: It gets better
J: See what u have missed out on
C: I know
J: Talk 2 u later 2night if u can wait that long. Lol
C: Ok later.
J: Another ? 4 the sex fiend
C: What’s that
J: Do u want it shaved or just trimmed?
C: Shaved. That’s how I am. Lol
J: I can shave it 4 u. Usually have it that way anyway. Lol
C: Makes things funner
J: I’ll let u shave it 4 me. Lol
C: Nope. I will do everything else to it. U can do that part
J: What else r u gonna do 2 it? Details
C: Lick it, stick it, suck it, fuck it
J: Sounds good. We may b going all night
C: I plan on it
J: Can u last longer than 2 minutes? Lol
C: Best hope u can
J: I can take whatever u can think of. There is one thing I won’t do though
C: I won’t either
J: Won’t what
C: The ass thing
J: That’s it. Can u handle something cold on ur cock if I warm it up with my mouth?
C: Hell no. lol

Just a fantasy...Or is it!!

2008-05-29T22:18:00.000-05:00

I can feel his hands all over my body. On my tits, rubbing my nipples(which really makes me horny), oh, his mouth sucking on my already hard nipples. Me moaning and pushing his head letting him know that I want him to bite my nipples. He really knows how to work my tits(which are 38DD) adn when he bites my nipples harder and harder, my cunt is really soaked. He has no problem sliding a finger inside my wet cunt. I love that feeling! In and out over and over again while he is still biting my nipples makes me almost cum. I stop him before I do and he just smiles.

He lays back on the bed on his back, cock standing at attention, just waiting for my mouth. I get up on my hands and knees and position myself so my mouth can engulf his rock-hard cock and he can easily reach my soaked pussy. As I slide his cock in my mouth, I playfully move just enough to where he can't reach my pussy. He acts upset but he really likes it. He reaches down and starts pinching my nipples again which immediately makes me want his fingers pounding my pussy. I move back and instantly his finger is inside me. I let out a moan which makes him go faster. I am gyrating all over the bed and can barely keep his cock in my mouth, because he is fingering me so hard. I love this feeling!! He pulls his fingers out which makes me slow down on his cock, until his finger finds my clit and he starts rubbing it faster and faster. I plunge his entire cock in my mouth! I'm trying my hardest not to cum, but if he keeps going I'm going to lose it. He stops rubbing my clit, which makes me whine. He asks me if I want to cum by his finger or his tongue. I tell him his tongue, and he says then let me keep pushing you to the limit and stopping until you can't take it anymore and climb on my face.

By now his fingers have been pounding away on my pussy again. I pull my mouth away from his cock, turn around to face him(fingers still pounding away) and put my tits in his face. He wagerly takes one in his mouth, sucking and biting until I almost lose it. I pull away and sit up so his fingers can go even further into my pussy. I move up and down because I want his fingers as far inside me as he can get them. Ok, I want his cock back in my mouth. Licking his cock to get it wet again, I move down to his balls and slurp on into my mouth and start sucking. He counters by putting a finger in my ass. I grab his balls and pull them until his cock is back in my mouth. Whe he wants me to slow down my movements, he starts rubbing my clit again. This time I am so close to the edge that I almost let him finish me with his finger. Almost there, then he stops again. Gotta catch my breath again. That's it, I gotta cum. I move around and straddle his face and still have his cock in my mouth. The second his tongue touches my clit, I almost lose it. God his tongue feels so good! I grind my hips so his fingers get deeper penetration in my beyond soaked pussy. Oh God, a few more strokes and I'm gonna lose it all over his face. Here I go! I start moaning and moving faster and faster and he shoves his fingers all the way in me and I cum all over his face and hands. Man that was great! We aren't even done yet!

He decides what position he wants me in to finish then he shoves his cock inside my still contracting pussy. Oh yeah he feels so good. He loves to tease me so he pulls his cock out except for the tip and shoves it back in. I try to grab him to keep him inside but he pins my arms down. My legs are folded in front of him and pushed up to my tits which gives him deeper penetration. Oh fuck me as hard as you can!! He tells me to play with my tits so I grab them and squeeze. I pull on my nipples and pinch them as hard as I can which makes him shove his cock in even further and me moan even louder. Oh yeah, that did it, and he is filling my pussy with his cum. I can feel his cock spew his juice.

Horny Again...

2008-05-29T21:49:00.000-05:00

Last night I was so horny(again). We fucked yesterday morning after we took a shower, but we didn't have time for him to eat my pussy. That left me horny and wet all day! I laid down on the sofa and he came over and sat down beside me and started playing. He shoved his finger in my pussy which made me moan. The faster he finger-fucked me, the louder I moaned the more I moved my hips so he could get deeper penetration. He got up and turned the tv off then stood in front of me so I could suck his cock. Once he shoved his cock in my mouth, his fingers went back working on my pussy. Every time he started playing with my clit, I almost came. I had to push his hand away so I wouldn't cum yet. He took my hand and moved it down to my crotch and told me to play with myself. I stuck my finger in my pussy and finger-fucked myself, which almost made him cum in my mouth. I was really getting into it and didn't want to stop so he shoved his finger in me too and we were both finger-fucking my pussy. I told him that we needed to move to the bed so we'd have more room to play. He said only if I would keep fucking myself. I said ok so we went into the bedroom. As soon as I laid down his fingers were in me again fucking me as hard and fast as he could. I love it! I was sucking his cock again, and I reached down and started fucking my pussy with my finger. I was moving my finger so fast that I almost came. He pulled me on top of him in a '69' and he ate my pussy until I exploded all over his face. He gladly licked it all up, then flipped me over onto my stomach and fucked me from behind. I love it when he goes hard and fast! Oh yeah! His juice is filling my pussy! A few more hard pushes and we're spent.

Masturbation #1

2008-05-29T21:37:00.000-05:00

Sitting here last night bored and horny--not a good combo. Decided to watch a porn and shave my pussy. I was already wet just thinking about having something shoved into me so why not shave it then play. The movie was playing and I was sitting in the chair shaving my wet pussy. The movie wasn't showing any scenes that I wanted to see so I kept skipping parts until I would find something that caught my interest. By the time I was finished shaving, my pussy was beyond soaked. I had to have something in me. A cooking spoon handle was working ok, but it wasn't the same as being finger fucked hard and fast. I so wanted the real thing but no one was here to do the job for me.

I decided to go into the bedroom and get comfortable. Got out the portable dvd player so I could keep scanning the movie until I found something that would push me over the edge and help me cum. I'm not 'into' girls but I do like watching girls together, especially if they're using toys on each other. I also love to get finger-fucked and to watch other girls get finger-fucked. Finally found a scene that had three girls fucking and sucking each other. I was 'over the edge' by then so I got out my dildo and shoved it in me as far as I could. In and out, over and over, faster and faster. That's it, I'm going to lose it. I start rubbing my clit faster and faster and I explode! Ah, sweet release for now....

3some....F/M/M

2008-05-21T18:26:00.000-05:00

It was u, me, and another guy(yes I know who but can't tell u)and we're in a bedroom. U and I are standing next to the bed kissing, ur hand moves down to my pussy u shove ur fingers inside. I let out a moan, u move down and lick my pussy. He comes up behind me and plays with my breasts pinching my nipples. Ur tongue on my clit feels so fucking good! I'm dripping wet and u r licking it all up. With u licking my pussy and him playing with my nipples, it doesn't take me long to cum all over ur face and in ur mouth. U eagerly lick up as much as u can before my legs turn to jell-o so we get on the bed. He's laying down, I'm sucking his cock and ur behind me shoving ur rock hard cock in my pussy as far as u can. I love the image I have in my head right now-2 big black guys and me in the middle. Sucking on his cock is making my pussy really wet and u cock is sliding in and out hard and fast making me moan very loud. U feel so good inside me that I don't want u to cum! The faster u fuck me the faster I suck his cock and u both cum at the same time filling my mouth and my pussy. What a feeling!